When I was at Hale Creek, there was a six-foot Yeti-like feller who had tiny boobies that gave a certain androgynous appeal to one homo-thug named Dubs (aka Walter Herring). I’ve seen gay guys get an UNDUE amount of attention in prisons before. It’d be amazing to go to prison and find someone like that, but then repeat the process every couple weeks due to supply and demand. Imagine finding a lover in jail and riding that exhilarating romantic roller-coaster ride on the low, putting notes under the pillow, receiving secret handjobs, and long showers after a workout. I used to have dreams that my girlfriend got to spend a night in jail with me or they changed the laws and you could drag your spouse to jail with you and they were such good dreams.
Gays in jail have the potential to really enjoy themselves. That’s much better than being a straight dude and having to fuck Suzy or even beat off by hand for a couple years. I’d be almost excited if I was sent away for two years to live with 800 women. Overall, I’d say gays are feeling a lot better about going to prison than me.
On the other hand, other spots have a bathroom in the yard basically designated for blowjobs and such or a bathroom in the basement next to the messhall exit where there’s just enough space to get freaky. Even though most people seem to think prisons are just a haven for massive gay fuckfests, I’ve been housed at spots where it is almost completely impossible for the gays to get gay. That’s basically like me going to hang out with 800 females at summer camp. Imagine being a really horny gay dude and going to prison for a couple years. The amount of idle time in prison provides for endless amounts of storytelling, and most of the stories are pretty much 67 percent lies. Other gays were clearly flamingly homo, but would refuse to admit it and colorfully back it up with a pack of lies, so everyone would get rec off of their stories about kids, baby mommas, ex-wives, and strip clubs. Gay guys use different approaches to thrive and survive behind bars: Some of them love the attention and put themselves out there, shamelessly flirtatious with any dude who will play (which is quite a few).